Why always him? . . . plus facts and other guff

The nutmeg | Tuesday 24 January 2012 by

Balotelli’s latest moment of madness (the ref definitely didn’t see it!)

Another weekend of big matches in the English football calendar and another Monday morning where the football doesn’t make the headlines.  Or so it would seem if you picked up a paper or flicked open an English based website to see the face of Manchester City’s bad boy striker, Mario Balotelli staring back at you thanks to his latest run-in with indiscipline. But in this case the incident did have a big impact on the game itself, and it was certainly  a relief for it to be something other than the brandishing of fake cards by players, or indeed managers. Balotelli’s stamp on the face of Spurs midfielder Scott Parker — “Scott has a lovely cut on his head,” said his manager, Harry Redknapp — should have seen the City player sent off. As it turned out the referee missed it, Balotelli stayed on, won a penalty and stepped up to convert it and win the game for City. Cue the outrage from Redknapp.

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Fireworks are always likely when Balotelli is around

The nutmeg | Tuesday 25 October 2011 by

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To answer the posters question: Not very safe if you’re at the home of the man holding the poster

Good old Mario Balotelli. Just days after trying to set a firework off from his own bathroom that resulted in him burning his own house down, the 21-year old Italian eccentric was out promoting a safe use of fireworks campaign ahead of England’s annual Guy Fox night in which people across the country host their own private fireworks displays. “It is important children should not mess with fireworks,” said grown up man-child, Balotelli. “They’re very dangerous if they are not used in the right way. People should follow the firework code.” And he should know, for rule number one on that code is surely: DO NOT SET A FIREWORK OFF IN YOUR BATHROOM.

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